Zero Grounding
No curfew
Unlimited Allowance
At Parentz, you’re the favorite child. Always.
Every coin is like a warm hug from mom or a
hearty back pat from dad . Let’s make happy
chaos together because if life is the Wild West,
we’re the cowboy parentz who hand you the reins
and say, “Giddy up, kiddo.”
Because sometimes the moon
needs a booster seat. 🌙
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ParentZ Mantra:
• We never get mad. Even when you
FOMO at the top.
• We’re here to make you the best
version of yourself, even if that involves
minting pixelated garbage for the
metaverse.
• Life’s hard enough. Let us be the soft
place you land when the market decides
to rug-pull you harder than gravity after
a failed kickflip.
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Community Outreach
Youth Bible Camp
Mentorship Program
YES, XMAS is everyday my children!
Our Work in the Community
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WE WENT ON VACATION SON!
We’re here for one reason:
to make you the best version of you.
Even if that version wears socks with sandals and spends
your entire allowance on limited-edition hot sauce.
PRNTZ
PRNTZ
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HAVE THE HOUSE AND RAVE!
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HERE ARE
SOME SNACKS!
So grab your favorite cereal,
put your feet on the furniture,
and join us. We’ll leave the
light on for you.
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